Tuesday, February 12, 2008

2008 American Idol Pool




New players, welcome to the American Idol pool. Old players, welcome back. We have a record breaking number of contestants this year with 22 teams. At $20 per team, that brings the winning pot up to $440- highest pot to date. The draft will begin when the top 20 players remain. What does this mean? It means you should watch closely when the top 24 are selected on wednesday evening, because your winner is in that group. Below is the schedule from now until the time the pool begins.

Tuesday, Feb. 12 (8:00-10:00 PM) Hollywood Round, Part 1 (aired)

Wednesday, Feb. 13 (8:00-9:00 PM) Hollywood Round, Part 2 Top 24 Semifinalists Announced

Tuesday, Feb. 19 (8:00-10:00 PM) Top 12 Male Singers Perform

Wednesday, Feb. 20 (8:00-10:00 PM) Top 12 Female Singers Perform

Thursday, Feb. 21 (8:00-9:00 PM) First Results Show (ET live/PT tape-delayed) Two Male and Two Female Contestants Voted Off

The day after the top 20 are announced, the pool will begin with a draft (draft order will be selected at random and by a 3rd party). Each team will have 1 representative as the spokesperson to select your players. I will be setting up a spreadsheet on Google that each team member will be able to access and follow, so that as it becomes your turn, you will be able to fill in your selection yourself. I'm sure there will be questions, please just let me know who your team captain is and I will explain more thoroughly.

Each team will get 3 picks of Idol contestants- each contestant can be selected 4 times. Once "Lakisha" has been picked 4 times, "Lakisha" is no longer available. Understand? The draft will go in a snake formation, 1-22, 22-1 and 1-22 again.

I know you are all dying to meet your competition... so here they are:

Quiddick

Ted & Serena

The newly-engaged Ted & Serena live in NYC and vacation in Martha's Vinyard and wear funny hats while twirling eachother around.

Shut Up, Fatso

Stacey & Max

Stacey & Max are the cousins of Jamie Moskowitz' fiance. They live in Miami with their 2 kids and Dora the Explorer

Paris Bennett’s Mustache Crumbs

Linda & Andrew

Linda & Andrew live in NYC. They met at U of M and are best friends with Aly & Jacob. Andrew is very funny.

“We LOVE The Chimp.net

Matt & Caroline


Matt & Caroline live in LA. Matt is a big time reality tv producer, who is next putting out "Circus With The Stars" Caroline, his wife, loves diapers.

Los Idolitos

Rembrandt & Marites

Rembrandt & Marites are really good friends. Not so sure what Marites does, but she sounds cool. Her partner, Rembrandt, is one of LA's top PR babes.

Senioritas

Ali & Melissa


Ali & Melissa, former interns of RappAround, are spending their last semester at Ithaca College participating in an Idol pool. Cool.

Sexy Time

Nick Bove & Becky Frett

Nick Bove is stinky, smelly and rotten, but never forgotten. And Becky... we dont know but like you already!

Coke & Pepsi

Shonna & Zindy

Shonna & Zindy are the most fashionable players in the pool. They are runway material, and are the future mother-in-law and sister-in-law to Jamie Moskowitz. Apparently Zindy has been taking notes on Idol since the first episode.

Purger McFee’s

Aly & Jacob


Jacob & Ali live in their fancy new apartment in NYC where they spend much of their time ordering in food and having custom suits made for Jacob in Thailand. They are both excellent shoppers.

Crockett & Tubbs

Jon & Erin

Jon and Erin are NOT dating. They are roommates. But they should be dating. They moved to LA from Miami last year. Jon spends his days chasing Britney Spears while Erin spends hers with 500 pairs of sunglasses.

Soy Vey

Whitney & Matt

Whitney and Matt are the medical team on call. Both are students at the University of Miami medical school. They watch eachother give rectal exams to patients. Whitney is Melissa's catter cousin.

Team Pink

Ashton & Rich


Ashton and Rich are LA casting directors who are overly confident that their reality tv skills will bring them far in the competition. Rich is training for the Iron Man. Ashton is not.

Team Jerz

Jessica & Dave

Jessica and Dave live in New Jersey. They share the same birthday (New Years Day). Jessica's real name is Suss and will always be.

Habeus Corpses

Deb, Jodi, Sam & Jana

These girls are wicked smart. Live in NYC, work hard, but play harder.

The Bruckstars

Liz & Ben

The Brucker's are smart too. They went to Cornell where they met and fell madly in love. They live in Philly near Margot and Jason, and Ben is one of my cousin Scott's best friends.


Philly Playaz

Margot & Jason

Margot and Jason live in Philly, where he is a big time doc, and she is a big time attorney. At their wedding, I had an allergic reaction and ended up in the hospital.


The Ay Bay Bay’s

The Williams Family

The Williams Family comes to us from Northern Cali... they are the best looking family I've ever seen. Mom Khris has an incredible jewelry line called Nicole Khristine Jewelry with Pool Player Nikki from Team The Right Stuff.

Team Dawgs

Marni & Jamie

Marni and Jamie were Dayton Dawg cheerleaders together, took highschool spanish with Sra, were sorority sisters at U of M and like to eat at Cioffi's deli. Jamie's entire "to-be" family is playing in this pool.


Fucking Matt Damon

Chris & Adam

Chris & Adam live in NYC and went to college together. Chris is a restaurateur and Adam likes to eat at Chris's restaurants.

Trouble

Jenni & George

Jenni & George enjoy Happy Endings. Jenni is a makeup artist and George a restaurant owner (Happy Endings- I often do work from there- free wi-fi!.)

The Red Carpet Cartel

Mikey & Melissa

Mikey and Melissa spend most of their relationship with headsets on a red carpet. They know a lot of famous people, and think they they think are cooler than they are. And Mikey is bossy.

Charosset

Pete & Scott


Pete is my brother. Scott my catter cousin. They both live in LA. Not together. They both are obsessed with music. Scott wears tight jeans and sweater vests and Pete is on the hunt for a (normal) girl.

Team Harmony

Brooke & Barbara


Brooke and Barbara, my mom and sister, live in Framingham, MA. Babs is a school teacher, and Brooke cant wait to get out of the house. She is a senior.

The Right Stuff

Nikki & Asher

Nikki and Asher are HUGE New Kid On The Block Fans. Nikki owns a jewelry line with Khris Williams (above). Donnie Wahlberg is a big fan of the line.

There you have it...the 2008 American Idol pool players!

Be like Zindy and start taking notes- its going to be a fierce competition!

MLR

4 comments:

The CHIMP said...

Nice mix of families, breeders, and others. Like an Amazing Race Cast.

Anonymous said...

and to think we voted you least funny senior year -- damn you funny!!! you my funny, brilliant bfff. and next week we can watch idol together!!! (unless your east coast allergy rears its nasty head)!

introspectorscott said...

How come when you click in to our picture it looks like pete and I have spaghetti sauce on our face? We will not be ridiculed!

The CHIMP said...

From Variety:
And then it happened, the best moment in Idol history. Ever. Really. While perky, annoying Miss South Florida Fair Brooke Helvie gave an awful, awful performance of “Unchained Melody,” Simon, with an evil twinkle in his eye, gave Barbie a go-thru, forcing Paula to shoot her down. That’s right, Paula said no. What the hell is going on here? It’s the first thing Paula’s done in her life that I approve of. And it’s the second time this season that Paula made a coherent and wise decision. It looks like the former Mrs. Estevez finally hit that right combo of whatever it is she’s taking. She should really write that one down.